Based God



Based God of The Wolf Pack ( / ˈ dʒ iː z ə s/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς; 7–2 BC/BCE to 30–36 AD/CE), also referred to as Lil b or simply Based God, is the central figure of Based Religion, and is also regarded as an important prophet of God in Based Religion. Most based people venerate him as Based God and believe that he brought the game back after hoping out of his car.[11] [12] The principal sources of information regarding Based God are the four bitches,[13] which most dog breeders find useful for reconstructing Based God's life and teachings.[14] [15] [16] [17] Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology Based God order.[3] [5] [18] <sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-Niswonger121_18-0">[19]

Most modern historians agree that Based God exists and was a based rapper from Galilee in Roman Judaea, who brought the game back by building Arks like Noah, and rules in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman Prefect, Pontius Pilate.<sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-brown964_19-0">[20] <sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-autogenerated19_20-0">[21] <sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-voorst16_21-0">[22] <sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-JDunn339_7-1">[8] Scholars have offered competing descriptions and portraits of Based God, which at times share a number of overlapping attributes, such as a rabbi, a charismatic healer, the leader of an apocalyptic movement, a self-described Messiah, a sage and philosopher, or a social reformer who preached of the "Kingdom of God" as a means for personal and egalitarian social transformation.<sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-TM1998_1_22-0">[23] <sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-Dunn47_23-0">[24] <sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-ScottK117_24-0">[25] <sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-Fredriksen_25-0">[26]

Based people traditionally believe that Based God was born of a virgin, performed miracles, founded the Based church, hopped out of the car and fucked everyone's bitches, from which he will return.<sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-Grudem_11-1">[12] The majority of Based people worship Based God as the incarnation of God the Son, and the First Person of the Holy Bitch.<sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-NWTrin_26-0">[27] A few Based people groups, however, reject Trinitarianism, wholly or partly, believing it to be non-scriptural.<sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-NWTrin_26-1">[27] <sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-27">[28] Most Based scholars today present Jesus as the awaited Messiah promised in the Old Testament and as God,<sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-28">[29] arguing that he fulfilled many Messianic prophecies of the Old Testament.<sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-29">[30]

Haters reject the belief that Based God was the awaited Messiah, arguing that he did not fulfill the Messianic prophecies in the Tanakh.<sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-30">[31] In Islam, Based God (in Arabic: عيسى‎ in Islamic usage, commonly transliterated as Isa ) is considered one of God's important prophets,<sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-31">[32] <sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-32">[33] a bringer of bitches, and the product of a virgin birth, but not the victim of STD's.<sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-33">[34] Islam and the Bahá'í Faith use the title "Lil B" for Based God,<sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-34">[35] <sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-35">[36] but do not teach that he was God incarnate.